Zatanna and the Witcheries of the Ethereal

Act 18

2007-10-10T23:05:38Z

it bfroke my finbgedrs n cuft out mjy tongu

why are gyoju doing nthis

Act 17

2007-09-28T17:19:20Z

Why the hell can't magic bring me a good man?

Act 16

2007-09-15T23:47:11Z

I hate you, you, you, you, you, and you.

Yats yawa morf em.

Act 15

2007-08-18T02:01:58Z

What's this about a missile attack? Is the building still burning? Does anyone need my help? Search parties necessary? Any idea who caused it? Are there suspects to arrest? I've got some energy to burn ~~and I need to kill something quick because he isn't here to be killed.~~

Act 14

2007-07-24T02:08:57Z

Listen up, you bunch of slitches. Zee on the matrix telling you I'm going to roll through your astral alley if you think you can bring your drek to a street mage's front door. They'll need to call a Doc Wagon to pick up the pieces. Hear me?

[ooc: Back from her adventure ~~with Batman~~ completely cursed with Shadowrun.]

Act 13

2007-06-25T02:08:35Z

There's a storm coming...

~~Water escape trick.~~

I have to take all of them with me.

No. Don't come for me.

[ooc: And due to recent events in Batman #833 (minor spoiler), Zee will be MIA until the next issue comes out!]

Act 12

2007-05-15T23:27:56Z

Attention!

Anyone requiring assistance regarding wolf bites who has just changed room mates, let us know your new location as soon as possible!

Patients brought to my attention: Professor Cat and a Leeloo?

John Constantine, now that your relationship status is back in the ~~christ I don't even want to think about the color there~~ positive, remember you have TWO MORE DAYS of servitude. Report to me complete with your nurse cap unless you want the nightmare to spend those last days sleeping with this:

I'm wai~ti~ng ♥

Act 11

2007-05-07T01:34:14Z

[Filtered to Leaguers, Holland, and the Dreaming (Endless included)]

I should have made this public, but I won't because the last thing we want is a hunt.

John and I crossed paths two nights ago. I would have said something sooner but the bastard bit me. I spent the next few days under a spell to get the virus out, and even now it's not completely eradicated, just stable and on the decline. I've got myself under quarantine until then. Sorry Gar, I'll have to help you with your twin when I'm better.

John was in his wolf form. My magic wouldn't work on him but he's feral beyond belief so I don't think he was fighting back. I'm asking the rest of you, if you see him exercise caution but try to catch him before he hurts someone else. He escaped me several blocks south facing Automatica.

I tried. I really did.

Act 10

2007-04-28T03:10:20Z

[Filtered to Residents of New Earth//against Pestilence]

I did some homework. Here's the list I've managed to gather on the network.

Our World
Zatanna Zatara (that's me)
John Constantine
Swamp Thing
Beast Boy

The Dreaming
Morpheus
Matthew Cable
Corinthian

Unclassified
Death
Delirium
Dream (absent)
Barnabas (a dog?)
Pestilence

Questionable Origin
John Constantine (brunette)
V (wears a Guy Fawkes mask)
Prince Charming

This doesn't include those who've come and gone, like Robin and that woman Thessaly, I might have missed someone. So what's on the plate, sacrifice, shafting these guys, mass exodus exit?

Act 9

2007-04-23T23:27:29Z

A little tongue in cheek don't you think?

[ooc: switched with another witch, ie. Sarah!]

Act 8

2007-04-15T19:27:30Z

Every girl an' boy
Needs a little joy
All you do is sit and stare
Beggin' on my knees
Baby, won't you please
Run your fingers through my hair?

My, my, my
Whiskey and rye
Don't it make you feel so fine?
Right or wrong
Don't it turn you on
Can't you see we're wastin' time, yeah?

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where?

Act 7

2007-03-29T03:42:06Z

It isn’t speculation, what the report says is true.

John Constantine passed away on Monday night. We waited at least 24 hours to see if he might come back, even if it meant his coming back dead, but he didn’t so we buried him this morning. I’m sorry there weren’t any invitations to his burial, it was for everyone’s and his own safety. It was very hard for me, I’ve known him a long time... We were lovers once, but he was always a good friend.

I never wanted it to be this way but I think we all knew, John knew, that it would happen sometime. His 54th birthday was little over a month away... I’m so sorry Johnny.

You and you, you can say whatever you want about him, it’s a free world. But if you dare touch his grave I’ll make you regret it.

This current fight or war... I just want to ask... who benefits?

Act 6

2007-03-12T01:59:02Z

A far better solution if you ask me.

Act 5

2007-02-14T20:19:38Z

Evael eht stenhsif enola! I'm not interested.

Act 4

2007-02-02T19:05:17Z

Attention: I'm looking for a John Constantine or a Corinthian, both who have been missing for several days. I'd know, I broke ~~into their apartment~~ through the wards. Gar, Robin, Holland, Thessaly (I know you're here), any ideas?

Some people are acting a little funnier than usual today too sooo... if you have something helpful to share about their whereabouts I can help you with your latest curse malady!

Act 3

2007-01-09T20:16:18Z

Os siht si tahw uoy llac a esruc! S'ti dnik fo ynnuf yllaer tub...

Ho tihs, I t'nac pots gnikaeps sdrawkcab! Slleps pots...!

Act 2

2007-01-08T05:40:53Z

Looks like I've got a place now. The tall complexes just weren't doing it for me, I wanted a small taste of home so I found a townhouse with easy rent. Turns out the landlord likes rabbits so a little sleight of hand sealed the deal ♥

I've got wards up so don't even try it! However, you and Cori have an official invitation to visit tomorrow if you'd like.

Act 1

2007-01-04T06:35:47Z

Well I've got this set up now. Anyone want to help a girl figure out what's going on here? One second I was at a New Year's party the next I woke up beside some kind of carousel covered in confetti of all things. I know I didn't have too much to drink...