it bfroke my finbgedrs n cuft out mjy tongu

why are gyoju doing nthis

Why the hell can't magic bring me a good man?

I hate you, you, you, you, you, and you.

Yats yawa morf em.

What's this about a missile attack? Is the building still burning? Does anyone need my help? Search parties necessary? Any idea who caused it? Are there suspects to arrest? I've got some energy to burn and I need to kill something quick because he isn't here to be killed.

Listen up, you bunch of slitches. Zee on the matrix telling you I'm going to roll through your astral alley if you think you can bring your drek to a street mage's front door. They'll need to call a Doc Wagon to pick up the pieces. Hear me?

[ooc: Back from her adventure with Batman completely cursed with Shadowrun.]

There's a storm coming...

Water escape trick.

I have to take all of them with me.

No. Don't come for me.

[ooc: And due to recent events in Batman #833 (minor spoiler), Zee will be MIA until the next issue comes out!]

Attention!

Anyone requiring assistance regarding wolf bites who has just changed room mates, let us know your new location as soon as possible!

Patients brought to my attention: Professor Cat and a Leeloo?

John Constantine, now that your relationship status is back in the christ I don't even want to think about the color there positive, remember you have TWO MORE DAYS of servitude. Report to me complete with your nurse cap unless you want the nightmare to spend those last days sleeping with this:



I'm wai~ti~ng ♥

A little tongue in cheek don't you think?

[ooc: switched with another witch, ie. Sarah!]

It isn’t speculation, what the report says is true.

John Constantine passed away on Monday night. We waited at least 24 hours to see if he might come back, even if it meant his coming back dead, but he didn’t so we buried him this morning. I’m sorry there weren’t any invitations to his burial, it was for everyone’s and his own safety. It was very hard for me, I’ve known him a long time... We were lovers once, but he was always a good friend.

I never wanted it to be this way but I think we all knew, John knew, that it would happen sometime. His 54th birthday was little over a month away... I’m so sorry Johnny.

You and you, you can say whatever you want about him, it’s a free world. But if you dare touch his grave I’ll make you regret it.

This current fight or war... I just want to ask... who benefits?

A far better solution if you ask me.

Attention: I'm looking for a John Constantine or a Corinthian, both who have been missing for several days. I'd know, I broke into their apartment through the wards. Gar, Robin, Holland, Thessaly (I know you're here), any ideas?

Some people are acting a little funnier than usual today too sooo... if you have something helpful to share about their whereabouts I can help you with your latest curse malady!

Os siht si tahw uoy llac a esruc! S'ti dnik fo ynnuf yllaer tub...

Ho tihs, I t'nac pots gnikaeps sdrawkcab! Slleps pots...!

Looks like I've got a place now. The tall complexes just weren't doing it for me, I wanted a small taste of home so I found a townhouse with easy rent. Turns out the landlord likes rabbits so a little sleight of hand sealed the deal ♥

( Private to John Constantine )

Well I've got this set up now. Anyone want to help a girl figure out what's going on here? One second I was at a New Year's party the next I woke up beside some kind of carousel covered in confetti of all things. I know I didn't have too much to drink...